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[verweiledoch]

Hallo, you have reached Dr. Faust. If this is an emergency, go to the nearest clinic, but if it is not and I can still help you, please leave a message.

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<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

yeah sometimes you kick off a weird mutant plague it happens

seriously NBD

WTF were you trying to do anyway?

<ElizaOperieren>

[verweiledoch]

The attempt was very earnest, I assure you.

You know that painkillers are not always effective for some monster types. I had hoped to help Egon synthesize one that would be, universally. And we did succeed, until one element proved to be unstable. Every test we ran up until that point was very promising.

[Faust... kind of might take failure hard. A little.]

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

yeah, I KNOW it was an earnest attempt. I don't think you do unearnest, Johann

anyway w/e did you get to see Waldo when he was s cat? It was great

<ElizaOperieren>

[verweiledoch]

It was chaotic. I saw some cats, but I'm not sure if it was Waldo. I must apologize to him the next time we speak.

[Because Faust doesn't find any of this as hilarious as Rick seems to.]

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

don't worry about it, Johann. IDK if he'll remember

he bit me, BTW. he was a little shit

<ElizaOperieren>

[verweiledoch]

Would you be comforted if you did not remember something unpleasant, Rick? Or just more troubled?

...do you need the bite looked at?

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

WTF is that philosophy. It's fine, he doesn't have to know you did it.

And I'm good, Johann. It's not the WORST bite I got that week

[verweiledoch]

I will of course tell him.

What was the worst? Good God, Rick, you're coming apart at the seams and you will not let me help you?

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

Pretty sure the worst was a weasel bite. You ever get up close to a weasel? They're vicious

but w/e that's not important just give this a week, Johann. Trust me, shit happens all the time out here. Just lie low and everyone will forget you kicked off a mutant plague

<ElizaOperieren>

[verweiledoch]

I haven't. I can't even say that I've treated a weasel bite.

[Thanks a lot, Rick. Another freaking failure to heap on his terrible month.]

It's almost worse that everyone will forget. It reminds that things really are that bad here.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

You're right. This place sucks massive balls. That's just the way it is so maybe don't go and put yourself on blast or w/e


Want to check out my weasel bite?

<ElizaOperieren>

[verweiledoch]

Regardless of where I am, or which life I live while I wait to be reunited truly with Eliza, I will take responsibility for my actions.

I would like nothing more than to check out your weasel bite, Rick.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

That's noble and w/e, but just hold that thought. I'll be right over with my weasel bite

It's really gross, Johann

[Hopefully gross enough to distract Johann from sending any regrettably noble messages.]

<ElizaOperieren>

[verweiledoch]

It would be terrible if it were to get an infection. I'll make sure to clean it very thoroughly, do not worry.