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Pretty sure the worst was a weasel bite. You ever get up close to a weasel? They're vicious
but w/e that's not important just give this a week, Johann. Trust me, shit happens all the time out here. Just lie low and everyone will forget you kicked off a mutant plague
<ElizaOperieren>
Date: 2019-06-05 03:54 am (UTC)...do you need the bite looked at?
<C_137>
Date: 2019-06-05 03:59 am (UTC)And I'm good, Johann. It's not the WORST bite I got that week
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Date: 2019-06-05 04:00 am (UTC)What was the worst? Good God, Rick, you're coming apart at the seams and you will not let me help you?
<C_137>
Date: 2019-06-06 03:46 am (UTC)but w/e that's not important just give this a week, Johann. Trust me, shit happens all the time out here. Just lie low and everyone will forget you kicked off a mutant plague
<ElizaOperieren>
Date: 2019-06-06 04:40 am (UTC)[Thanks a lot, Rick. Another freaking failure to heap on his terrible month.]
It's almost worse that everyone will forget. It reminds that things really are that bad here.
<C_137>
Date: 2019-06-08 04:54 am (UTC)Want to check out my weasel bite?
<ElizaOperieren>
Date: 2019-06-08 04:45 pm (UTC)I would like nothing more than to check out your weasel bite, Rick.
<C_137>
Date: 2019-06-10 05:30 pm (UTC)It's really gross, Johann
[Hopefully gross enough to distract Johann from sending any regrettably noble messages.]
<ElizaOperieren>
Date: 2019-06-13 03:52 am (UTC)