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Pretty sure the worst was a weasel bite. You ever get up close to a weasel? They're vicious
but w/e that's not important just give this a week, Johann. Trust me, shit happens all the time out here. Just lie low and everyone will forget you kicked off a mutant plague
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And I'm good, Johann. It's not the WORST bite I got that week
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What was the worst? Good God, Rick, you're coming apart at the seams and you will not let me help you?
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but w/e that's not important just give this a week, Johann. Trust me, shit happens all the time out here. Just lie low and everyone will forget you kicked off a mutant plague
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[Thanks a lot, Rick. Another freaking failure to heap on his terrible month.]
It's almost worse that everyone will forget. It reminds that things really are that bad here.
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Want to check out my weasel bite?
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I would like nothing more than to check out your weasel bite, Rick.
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It's really gross, Johann
[Hopefully gross enough to distract Johann from sending any regrettably noble messages.]
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